Being trailer trash doesn’t mean you have to be trashy. Ask Me Yer QuestionsSubmit Yer Redneck ThingsFAQ’s Just the tips. ;) redneck videos of the weekredneck questions of the weekredneck quotes of the weekredneck recipes of the weekredneck songs of the weekredneck pictures of the weekredneck stories of the week Tumblr (3.0; @rednecktips)http://rednecktips.tumblr.com/<p>Howdy fellow rednecks! So I know my account has been inactive for a while, but I thought I&#8217;d take the opportunity to share some advice on how to effectively do the most patriotic thing you can do on election day: drink.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">Pick a news channel covering the Election and drink according to what is broadcast on their station.</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><strong>Take 1 drink anytime someone mentions the phrases</strong></p> <ul><li><span><span><span></span></span></span>Red State</li> <li><span><span><span></span></span></span>Blue State</li> <li><span><span><span></span></span></span>Swing State</li> <li><span><span><span></span></span></span>Popular Vote</li> <li><span><span><span></span></span></span>National Debt</li> <li><span><span><span></span></span></span>Economy</li> <li><span><span><span></span></span></span>Abortion</li> <li><span><span><span></span></span></span>Gay Marriage</li> <li><span><span><span></span></span></span>Hurricane Sandy</li> <li><span><span><span></span></span></span>Nonstop Election Coverage</li> </ul><p class="MsoNormal"><strong>Take 2 drinks anytime someone mentions the phrases</strong></p> <ul><li><span><span><span></span></span></span>47%</li> <li><span><span><span></span></span></span>You didn’t build that.</li> <li><span><span><span></span></span></span>Legitimate Rape</li> <li><span><span><span></span></span></span>9/11</li> <li><span><span><span></span></span></span>Osama Bin Laden</li> <li><span><span><span></span></span></span>God Bless America</li> <li><span><span><span></span></span></span>Recount</li> <li><span><span><span></span></span></span>Birth Certificate</li> <li><span><span><span></span></span></span>Offshore Bank Account</li> <li><span><span><span></span></span></span>Founding Fathers </li> </ul><p class="MsoNormal"><strong>Finish your drink if</strong></p> <ul><li><span><span><span></span></span></span>A non-swing state goes to the party not predicted to win it.</li> <li><span><span><span></span></span></span>The news station prematurely declares that a candidate has won the state and then takes it back.</li> <li><span><span><span></span></span></span>Someone on TV refers to “Moving to Canada.&#8221;</li> </ul><p class="MsoNormal"><strong>Special Rules</strong></p> <ul><li><span><span><span></span></span></span>Hand out a beer to shotgun if the candidate you voted for wins the state you voted in. If the candidate you voted for loses your state, you have to shotgun that beer.</li> <li><span><span><span></span></span></span>If you didn’t vote or voted 3^rd party, take a drink every time “voter turnout” and “3^rd party” are mentioned. Also drink continuously when any 3^rd party candidate is shown on air.</li> <li><span><span><span></span></span></span>If Obama wins the election, everyone drinks <strong>4 MORE BEERS</strong>.</li> <li><span><span><span></span></span></span>If Romney wins the election, everyone drinks a glass of a top-shelf drink.</li> <li><span><span><span></span></span></span>If the winner of the popular vote loses the election, everyone shotguns a beer!</li> </ul><p>Remember, no matter who wins the election, be proud of America, because America is still the best fucking country in the world, AND <strong>IF YOU DON&#8217;T LIKE &#8216;MERICA, YOU CAN GET THE FUCK OUT!</strong></p>http://rednecktips.tumblr.com/post/35144814655http://rednecktips.tumblr.com/post/35144814655Tue, 06 Nov 2012 14:26:40 -0600electionelection 2012potusUSAAmericamericaromneyobamaredneckdrinkingdrinking games<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7bokbIehu1qk1wtgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://rednecktips.tumblr.com/post/27430456759http://rednecktips.tumblr.com/post/27430456759Tue, 17 Jul 2012 15:50:35 -0500redneck tipsredneckredneck tiptipstipwisdomlesson<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5oa5rwhrj1qk1wtgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Inspired by <a href="http://southtexassunshine.tumblr.com" title="southtexassunshine" target="_blank">southtexassunshine</a>.</p>http://rednecktips.tumblr.com/post/25172426858http://rednecktips.tumblr.com/post/25172426858Fri, 15 Jun 2012 14:01:03 -0500redneckredneck tipsredneck tiptiptipsbeerinjurypain killerdrinkingmultipurpose<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5bk022sXh1qk1wtgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://rednecktips.tumblr.com/post/24704046181http://rednecktips.tumblr.com/post/24704046181Fri, 08 Jun 2012 17:04:50 -0500redneckredneck tipsredneck tiptiptipsdogdogschick magnetdating<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5bgzn1wUj1qk1wtgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://rednecktips.tumblr.com/post/24699965655http://rednecktips.tumblr.com/post/24699965655Fri, 08 Jun 2012 15:59:47 -0500redneckredneck tipsredneck tiptiptipstattootattoosnaked ladies<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m57zi1jaiN1qk1wtgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://rednecktips.tumblr.com/post/24571410605http://rednecktips.tumblr.com/post/24571410605Wed, 06 Jun 2012 18:49:13 -0500redneckredneck tipsredneck tiptiptipspetsfacebookgo outside<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m55q9rsr701qk1wtgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://rednecktips.tumblr.com/post/24482231802http://rednecktips.tumblr.com/post/24482231802Tue, 05 Jun 2012 13:34:39 -0500redneckredneck tipsredneck tiptiptipscell phonedatingromanticphone<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m53up6eovR1qk1wtgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://rednecktips.tumblr.com/post/24412482349http://rednecktips.tumblr.com/post/24412482349Mon, 04 Jun 2012 13:15:06 -0500redneckredneck tipsredneck tiptipstipbeerfreefree beer<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m53rk9wSjn1qk1wtgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://rednecktips.tumblr.com/post/24409263748http://rednecktips.tumblr.com/post/24409263748Mon, 04 Jun 2012 12:07:21 -0500redneckredneck tipsredneck tiptipstipfoodpizzano exceptionseating<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m527ogkLNu1qk1wtgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://rednecktips.tumblr.com/post/24355495315http://rednecktips.tumblr.com/post/24355495315Sun, 03 Jun 2012 16:00:16 -0500redneck tipsredneckredneck tiptiptipsdipskoalfashion<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m52421pxRT1qk1wtgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://rednecktips.tumblr.com/post/24350093026http://rednecktips.tumblr.com/post/24350093026Sun, 03 Jun 2012 14:42:01 -0500redneckredneck tipsredneck tiptipstipchurchwalk of shamefashionsunday<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m50ojgnsoi1qk1wtgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://rednecktips.tumblr.com/post/24298038313http://rednecktips.tumblr.com/post/24298038313Sat, 02 Jun 2012 20:09:16 -0500redneckredneck tipsredneck tiptipstipobesityfat peopledisabledwalmart<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m50lxoiIjF1qk1wtgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://rednecktips.tumblr.com/post/24294855812http://rednecktips.tumblr.com/post/24294855812Sat, 02 Jun 2012 19:13:00 -0500redneck tipsredneckredneck tiptipstipmusclesfarm boygymmusclemanliness<p>I&#8217;ve been getting tons of messages from y&#8217;all, and I apologize for not doing a better job keeping up with what everyone has sent me, so here are a few questions I commonly get!</p> <p>_</p> <p><strong>Q</strong>: Are you still doing the &#8220;Redneck ______ of the Week.&#8221;</p> <p><strong>A</strong>: I&#8217;ve discontinued it for now, but you&#8217;re welcome to submit redneck things to me anyway! Even though I probably won&#8217;t post them, I still get a kick out of what y&#8217;all have been sending me!</p> <p>_</p> <p><strong>Q</strong>: Can I submit my own Redneck Tips?</p> <p><strong>A</strong>: Yes! I greatly encourage it! If it&#8217;s funny, and I haven&#8217;t already posted something similar to it, I&#8217;ll publish it.</p> <p>_</p> <p><strong>Q</strong>: Do you have a personal blog?</p> <p><strong>A</strong>: Sure do. <a href="http://texifornado.tumblr.com" title="http://texifornado.tumblr.com" target="_blank"><a href="http://texifornado.tumblr.com" target="_blank">http://texifornado.tumblr.com</a></a></p> <p>_</p> <p><strong>Q</strong>: &#8220;This isn&#8217;t really a question, but I just wanted to let you know that your blog is awesome and that you should post more often! :)&#8221;</p> <p><strong>A</strong>: Thank you to everyone who&#8217;s sent me one of these! :) Y&#8217;all are the best! I&#8217;ll try to do a better job at keeping up with this blog. haha</p> <p>_</p> <p><strong>Q</strong>: How old are you? / What do you look like? / Where are you from?</p> <p><strong>A</strong>: I&#8217;m old enough to party. I look like any other guy. And I&#8217;m from &#8216;MERICA!</p> <p>_</p> <p><strong>Q</strong>: &#8220;My name is blahblahblah, and I&#8217;ve been dating so-and-so for x long now, and we&#8217;re having problems with ___________. What should I do?&#8221;</p> <p><strong>A</strong>: I&#8217;m pretty surprised at how many people have asked for my relationship advice. Even though I like to post tips about dating, I am farrrrr from being any sort of love guru. 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